bagley's beano
A look at some of Clive Bagley's more famous re-directions, or mis-directions
The organ is the instrument of worship, for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God, and in it's ending we know the Grace of God
Could be where it started
Recommended medicine
Swinus Extremis, later stages
Colin sugests this may be -> the main difference between Nicholas Sarkosy & Barack Obama
"I
will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam", a former civil engineer, asks, "I'm very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane
was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a bourbon
and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink, he replied,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor
touch my lips."
The Aussie
then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Taliban amputate Ian's arm, Why?.............
